10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
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According to this list, my family is stressed! :)
Ouch. Hope you enjoy more bliss in your family... :)
The cat is on valium... hahaha
Funny list
Sounds like this family lives in jail. Very funny list though. Have a great TT. :)
#3 is great!
SJ Reidhead
The Pink Flamingo
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Oh, those are good!
awwwwww yes, #9....that would be true for my youngest son. Happy TT. I can so relate...not so much now, but when my oldest was still home...OH YA!!!
Funny stuff! LOL
Yes, that would be stressful all right.
haha
Uh oh...Umm...I think we need to make some changes around our house if these things aren't normal. LOL!
Happy TT!
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