10. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.
9. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
8. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
7. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
6. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
5. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
4. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
3. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
2. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
1. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
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tee hee but your pastor would love to hear one of those
You're right, I never hear them but then I never set foot in those places. But if people did send their priests to the Bahamas, there's a good incentive to take up orders!
LMAO....shame on you;) Happy TT.
You have to make up 3 more!!!
We want Thirteen!!!
Terrific Thursday Thirteen!
My TT is posted.
Have a wonderful day!
Happy TT'ing!
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You weren't at my church last week, were you? LOL!
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You certainly wouldn't hear those in a Baptist Church anyway! I'll have to share those with my Pastor.
My Thusday Thirteen is up. It is the 54th Edition. The topic this week, 13 Television Shows Spin-offs! Stop by if you get a chance. Oh and Happy NaNoWriMo!
Teheee:) Nice lists!
Mine is up here;
Thursday Thirteen
Happy TT and Happy Halloween!
Alas---all very true!
ahhhh, so THOSE are the types of things you hear in church! Thanks for enlightening us ;-)
LOL Awsome and totally hillarious!
LMAO! Great post! I will have to forward your on to a pastor friend of mine. He will love these!
Creative! Are you going to show this to your pastor/priest?
Those were very good! Loved it.
oops, guilty as charged...
Great list.
I'll be sharing some of these since I'm already guilty of most of them.
You also won't hear, "That guest soloist was great, we need more Christian Rap music in our services."
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